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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Flipping The Script

Today is one of those days where I have to lie to myself to keep myself from being completely down. So bare with me while I take you on a journey of how I manipulate myself into believing that I am in total control of what goes on in my life.

Tired Of Paying Bills!

Well I don’t pay bills. That’s right I said it. I pay Bribes.
When my rent is due, I pay regional management bribes to ensure that the roof over my head doesn’t disappear. When I’m hungry you know what I do? I walk right into a grocery store and steal a cart, fill it up with whatever foods I want, and then I financially coerce their cashier into letting me leave with the goods! Other times I just barge into a restaurant sit myself down, and just tell whoever walks by what I want cooked for me.

I’m a bad ass right! At least in my mind I am.

It all started when I decided to stop paying bills and instead start offering bribes for the precise amount of the bill…. Yeah that’s Flipping The Script right?lol



12 comments:

JStar said...

LOL@your mind games...Hey whatever works lol...

25champ said...

@JStar ...Yeah it's how I make it thru the day sometimes.lol

Kandia said...

LOL!!! You off the chain....I ain't mad at 'cha...I tend to live in my own little world as it is so I completely understand :-)

Meagan said...

Now that's what I'm talking about! If we could all maintain or have the power of simple mind manipulation to achieve our immediate needs... aah' the world would be such a better, and peaceful place wouldn't it!

Great Post Champ'
Meagan

25champ said...

@ Kandia I know, but sometimes that's the only wayt to deal with this crazy world.

@ Meagan Yes and that's my goal to offer people other ways to cope with life itself because somethings in life aren't going to change like responsibility and struggle.

JStar said...

Thanks for your comments on my poem about our Baptismal's. Go back and check it out agan, I added the video's

Don said...

You had me going for a moment. I was like, nah, there is no way possible that he does this. Then, I arrived at the end of the post and I realized the sarcasm.

25champ said...

@ JStar your welcome.

@ Don... LOl I do that from time to time. I have a tendancy to create my own world from time to time. I know it sounds crazy, but I definetly feel better after words. Your thoughts are about all you can control.

Katherine said...

Isn't that the truth ... the mind has such a magnificent power. Everything starts with a thought!! I say if it works then keep doing it!
:) Kath

25champ said...

@Katherine....I agree. Thanks! 4 stopping by.

peaches27 said...

Interesting post..... keep the minds wonderin

25champ said...

@peaches27.....mission accomplished :)

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