Tired Of Paying Bills!Well I don’t pay bills. That’s right I said it. I pay Bribes.
When my rent is due, I pay regional management bribes to ensure that the roof over my head doesn’t disappear. When I’m hungry you know what I do? I walk right into a grocery store and steal a cart, fill it up with whatever foods I want, and then I financially coerce their cashier into letting me leave with the goods! Other times I just barge into a restaurant sit myself down, and just tell whoever walks by what I want cooked for me.
I’m a bad ass right! At least in my mind I am.
It all started when I decided to stop paying bills and instead start offering bribes for the precise amount of the bill…. Yeah that’s Flipping The Script right?lol
12 comments:
LOL@your mind games...Hey whatever works lol...
@JStar ...Yeah it's how I make it thru the day sometimes.lol
LOL!!! You off the chain....I ain't mad at 'cha...I tend to live in my own little world as it is so I completely understand :-)
Now that's what I'm talking about! If we could all maintain or have the power of simple mind manipulation to achieve our immediate needs... aah' the world would be such a better, and peaceful place wouldn't it!
Great Post Champ'
Meagan
@ Kandia I know, but sometimes that's the only wayt to deal with this crazy world.
@ Meagan Yes and that's my goal to offer people other ways to cope with life itself because somethings in life aren't going to change like responsibility and struggle.
Thanks for your comments on my poem about our Baptismal's. Go back and check it out agan, I added the video's
You had me going for a moment. I was like, nah, there is no way possible that he does this. Then, I arrived at the end of the post and I realized the sarcasm.
@ JStar your welcome.
@ Don... LOl I do that from time to time. I have a tendancy to create my own world from time to time. I know it sounds crazy, but I definetly feel better after words. Your thoughts are about all you can control.
Isn't that the truth ... the mind has such a magnificent power. Everything starts with a thought!! I say if it works then keep doing it!
:) Kath
@Katherine....I agree. Thanks! 4 stopping by.
Interesting post..... keep the minds wonderin
@peaches27.....mission accomplished :)
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