Tired Of Paying Bills!
Well I don’t pay bills. That’s right I said it. I pay Bribes.
When my rent is due, I pay regional management bribes to ensure that the roof over my head doesn’t disappear. When I’m hungry you know what I do? I walk right into a grocery store and steal a cart, fill it up with whatever foods I want, and then I financially coerce their cashier into letting me leave with the goods! Other times I just barge into a restaurant sit myself down, and just tell whoever walks by what I want cooked for me.
I’m a bad ass right! At least in my mind I am.
It all started when I decided to stop paying bills and instead start offering bribes for the precise amount of the bill…. Yeah that’s Flipping The Script right?lol