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Thursday, August 26, 2010

SAVIOR FOR HIRE


Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Cell # Prayer
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior, Jesus

 

Hello. My name is Jesus-The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
 
 
Qualifications:


  • I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19).
  • I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7).
  • I breathed into man the breath of life, (See genesis 2:7).
  • I redeemed man from the curse of law, (See Galatians 3:13).
  • The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14).


Occupational Background


  • I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
  • I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
  • My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17).

Skills/Work Experiences


  • Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
  • I am Wonderful, Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
  • Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9).

Education Background


  • I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
  • In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
  • My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
  • I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments


  • I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
  • I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
  • I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
  • I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
  • There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www.Thebible. You don’t need the Internet Connection or computer to access my website.

References




The great Teacher-my father, JEHOVAH (Psalms 83:18)
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance. In Summation Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your path, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).



He is already Hired in my heart: What about you?

12 comments:

JStar said...

Can I get an AMEN!

25champ said...

RT! :)

Mizrepresent said...

Hired for LIFE! Excellent!

25champ said...

@Mizrepresent....I knew u would apprec :)

Dee Dee said...

I absolutely loved this. I had to e-mail to my mom. GREAT!

25champ said...

@Dee Dee....Thanks 4 stopping by :)

Daij said...

LOVE THIS!

I have to send this to coworkers.

25champ said...

@Daij....Thanks!

W.Reid said...

Interesting.....Don't wanna start no trouble on your blog so I'll leave it there at least until I've read all the scripture you've quoted.

25champ said...

@W.Reid....I'll be waitin :)

peaches27 said...

@Champ25 nicely written:)He has been hired n my heart!!He should b n everybodys heart but he isnt. Ppl tend to make quick deals with the Devil.He should b always be given acknowledgement for the many good deeds he has done for us even when we havent been so deserving of them. Ppl now a days tend to not thank Him for he is worthy to be praised cus he is Wonderful!! All he ask of us is to accept him as ur personal Saviour, live ur life accordingly on a righteous path rather than a destructive one, have a lil faith n worship no other God but him alone.To me that seems like it shouldnt even b a question on whether or not to do that. But yet man always wanna do stuff the hard way n try to go against Him by disobeying. Many of us arent worthy of his blessing because we dont including him n all good that we should b doing. Well its neva too late to change n keep our souls from eternal damnation in the firey pits of Hell. God wants us all to sit with him up n Heaven wheres theres total complete happiness for eternity. Time runs out when we die n by then it is too late cus ur life on earth is ova. God gives us free will to decide what path we want to take cus in a perfect world we all will b able to go to Heaven but some of us wont. Jus pray, be thankful n humble n He will look out for u.

25champ said...

@Peaches27......I couldn't agree more..we better confess it now because tomorrow isn't promised.

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